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WORD!

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:21:06 -0400

WORD!

Watchmen Trailer REDUX: brs: Brendan: watchmen trailer would...

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:01:03 -0400

Watchmen Trailer REDUX:

Brendan: watchmen trailer would have been awesome,but it gets a big FAIL for using one of the two shitty smashing pumpkins songs from the fucking BATMAN AND ROBIN SOUNDTRACK… it should have been an 80s song. 1st mistake right there
Chris: alphabet street
Brendan: hahahaha, mash up….it syncs well. It says “head to my feet” right when his intrinsic field gets ripped out
Chris: niiiiiice
Brendan: hahahahhaha. i wish i still had final cut, it syncs so good
Chris: hahahaha
Brendan: AMAZING! it skips over the rap part, but still
Chris: let me set it up

(thanks, tony)

brs: So I don’t know who gave the greenlight to the Watchmen...

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:41:27 -0400

brs:

So I don’t know who gave the greenlight to the Watchmen trailer, but one thing you don’t do with any movie is MARKET IT USING MUSIC FROM THE BATMAN AND ROBIN SOUNDTRACK. At least Ozymandias’ costume makes sense now

Quit stealing my face!

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:58:48 -0400

So Brendan went and saw Spoon on Tuesday with our friend Chris, and they were convinced that I was secretly in the band White Rabbits. So apparently I have another doppelganger. What the hell?! Can’t I just be alone?

that photo isn’t me, but I must say, he is a strikingly attractive fellow.

eatsleepdraw: It’s not you. It’s me. -Phil

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:40:20 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

It’s not you. It’s me. -Phil

eatsleepdraw: Ladies and Gentlmen, Children of all ages….

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:49:07 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

Ladies and Gentlmen, Children of all ages….

paulscheer: I Can’t Wait!!! /Film | Blogging the Reel...

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:40:59 -0400

paulscheer:

I Can’t Wait!!!

/Film | Blogging the Reel World

Awesome!

I love Google analytics

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:01:29 -0400

So looking at my analytics this morning to see where my off tumblr traffic is coming from and my hits are being brought by Google searches of care bear tattoos, sam waterston, and care bear tatoos (yes some one wants a care bear tattoo and they can’t spell it correctly).

Sports Logos: Good, Gone and Foul number 6

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:07:06 -0400

Who says I don’t finish what I start?! Sorry this has taken so long, but I thought no one cared about my opinions. However someone found it entertaining so here is number 6.

We’ve hit the mother load, in my opinion the best and worst, well not the worst ever but definitely the best.

Good: The Washington Capitols. It has been popular for the last 10 years or so to take the original logo and make it more modern and cool. Examples are the Pittsburgh Penguins, who were originally light blue and white, then went to black and gold with a penguin head in a gold tornado are now the original logo but in emperor penguin colors. The San Jose Sharks, who updated their shark biting a hockey stick design, and the Tampa Bay Lighting who cleaned up their bolt. BUT the best-updated original logo has to be the Washington Capitols; it’s modern, fast, and decidedly American with its red, white and blue palette. What is great about this logo that it apologizes for the mid 1990’s logos and colors that the Caps used.

Gone: The Hartford Whalers: THE SINGLE GREATEST SPORTS LOGO EVER! There will never be anything better. There are two distinct shapes and some well-used negative space in this logo, a green “W” then above that is a whale’s tail, and what does the negative space form… an “H”. Holy crap. This is right up there with the current FedEx logo, which I hope you realize uses the negative space in the “E” and “x” to form an arrow pointing right. Its too bad the franchise was sold to the Carolinas and now are the Hurricanes, which have a pretty mediocre logo.

Foul: The Nashville Predators. All I can do is shake my head. I’m having such a hard time formulating a coherent sentence about this thing. It looks like a can opener or a half closed fist. Why is there a teal equator going through the head? The teal doesn’t even go with the blue, gold or gray already in the logo, its like it was just thrown in. There isn’t even some redeeming hockey iconography it’s just a poorly colored feline head. The team created this logo based on a Saber-toothed cat skull found in Tennessee. Then someone drew this up, and then they had a naming contest.

Images found at Chris Creamer’s Sports Logos.net

Is it wrong...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:22:40 -0400

That when I go to the bathroom and my gum has lost all its flavor to spit it in the bowl?

eatsleepdraw: Won’t you join him for a stout...

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:06:37 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

Won’t you join him for a stout ale?

-Tomatofactory

Oddcast got to do marketing for The Dark Knight

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:12:47 -0400

Oddcast got to do marketing for The Dark Knight

(via lumber)

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:31:11 -0400

(via lumber)

Things that Wall-E reminded me of other than Short Circuit

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:09:52 -0400

The short Presto reminded me of Magical Maestro

The film had aspects of:

2001: A Space Odyssey

Alien

and

Soylent Green

joshruben: theletterb: Some one get me in to cryogenic freezing...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:45:08 -0400

joshruben:

theletterb:

Some one get me in to cryogenic freezing until this movie comes out…

i’m speechless

Take it for yourself Super Hero Quiz!

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:13:58 -0400

Take it for yourself

Super Hero Quiz!

eatsleepdraw: Jack never understood why they called his father...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:29:33 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

Jack never understood why they called his father the “Suicide King”

-Tomatofactory

eatsleepdraw: I want a dog

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:36:17 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

I want a dog

Dream Highlights

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:08:01 -0400

1. Abe Lincoln wasn’t assassinated, it was a hoax, he became a diplomat who worked with a secret organization. He was also walking around with a backpack full of old money.

2. Mary Louise Parker tried to seduce me (but I think I was in the body of Agent Lincoln).

3. I was delivered a bottle of wine and a cork screw on a plane from my second cousin Greg. It wasn’t good wine.

4. Brendan and I are werewolves. And we had to fight to the death.

5. Nicole’s dorm room her senior year of Pratt was the security booth. She also saw a plane crash on Myrtle Avenue.

6. The suite I lived in (and most of the first floor) “The Can” is now migrant worker housing.

7. I taught a kid to stand up for himself (sadly the most normal part of the dream).

8. I missed my flight to Ottawa (I still might have been Lincoln).

My girlfriend and I are going to Buffalo (my hometown) for the...

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:08:09 -0400

My girlfriend and I are going to Buffalo (my hometown) for the first time together for 4th of July, and apparently her folks keep singing “Shuffle off to Buffalo.” I knew the song, but I didn’t realize it was also a racist Merrie Melodies. Enjoy!